08 Feb 2010...
That is a good question. Before I can answer that, we need to first establish when it is I am going. So let's take a look at my ticket here...
Realising he doesn't actually know where his ticket is, our hero quickly exits to retrieve it...
Out of Office message:Daniel has gone to look for his ticket. He will return shortly.
Thank you for your patience.
17 minutes later after lots of frantic digging
TICKET GET!75 points!
Finally!
Right so where did we get up to? Ahh yes, ok... 17th November is my flight!
So. Now we know my departure date we can get the amount of time until I leave. So let's put it into a format we can all understand...
...seconds!
55940099.999
Just look at 'em go! Tick tock tick tock!!
Those of you who are clever, can go ahead skip this step.
Okay. Let's simplify further!Just apply the "Awesome Equation" to generate the minutes. What? Oh fine...
I'll walk you through it. Ok. So there are 86,400 seconds in a day, right. 1440 minutes in a day, yes? Okay, apply the "Awesome Equation" with some secret variables...
So, using my secret "Awesome Equation" - demostrated below - we can accurately work out how many hours are remaining...
See? Seemples!
So we have applied the "Awesome Equation", and we have simplified the result. See it's only...
932321 minutes
So, let's repeat the process again to get our hours!
Which is...
15538 hours
So, for us to simplify further... Let's see - take the number of minutes remaining, multiply by 14. Subtract 256.
Hmm. Next, take the nearest cube root, round off...
Hmm. Next, take the nearest cube root, round off...
...Now, convert to polar co-ordinates, integrate from 2π...
...Subtract the nearest perfect number in the minutes remaining...
...And then divide the results by the mass of Jupiter's third moon (7.17 × 1018)...
...Next, add Planck's constant to the coefficient of super sonic drag.
Almost done! Now subtract the day of the week (Sun = 0, Sat = 6).
Finally, invert this number and this should give you...
Okay, 647 days to go.
Good thing I already have a checklist made up!
Good thing I already have a checklist made up!
Oh! I haven't told you why I am going!Well; "A picture is worth a thousand words". I don't think there are a thousand words for "beautiful", but if there was, this next picture says all of them.
Quick Nikki Facts:
Name: Nikki
Favourite person ever in the whole world ever ever ever: Dan
Likes: Dan, singing, wine.
Dislikes: Not Dan, not wine, not singing.
Name: Nikki
Favourite person ever in the whole world ever ever ever: Dan
Likes: Dan, singing, wine.
Dislikes: Not Dan, not wine, not singing.
Well. Now you know why I am moving.
And as an added bonus, you now know a little about Nikki if you don't already know her!
Damn, look at the time! I gotta run! I have 1294 days worth of things to do in only 647 days!
Oh, by the way, if you haven't already, why don't you catch up with me on facebook or twitter?
Gotta go! See ya!
And as an added bonus, you now know a little about Nikki if you don't already know her!
Damn, look at the time! I gotta run! I have 1294 days worth of things to do in only 647 days!
Oh, by the way, if you haven't already, why don't you catch up with me on facebook or twitter?
Gotta go! See ya!
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